I'm listening to a song.

It's so life affirming.

Well Well Well, what do we have here?

Step 1: Hello reader, my name is blogger and you are reading something that I am writing. This seems like an awkward enough introduction for me to explain something. I don't bother thinking for other people so I say things that I don't believe, things I do believe, outlandish things, obvious things, not so obvious things, stupid things, careless things, insulting things, and it is your responsibility as the reader to it all figure out.

Step 2: The name of the game is "Super Awesome Fun Entertainment Towards You Dance" and you are playing right now.

Rule 1) You set the rules.

Participation is optional everybody who plays wins. The reward for winning is getting everything you want and nothing you don't. Quick do a brief but life affirming dance to celebrate! Wasn't that a brief but life affirming moment of your life? Of course it was. Here is the catch, you start playing the game by making this page your internet browser's home page and viewing this blog everyday. Because I love you reader and I want you to play the game everyday and set the rules everyday and play the game everyday because playing this game with me is a mutually beneficial and only slightly superficial improvement to our lives and the world. Smile, don't you feel happy? don't you feel life affirmed? I do. I love you. Goodnight reader.